*NOTE* This was too long to fit in my profile, it was a 'random question' after all, so I decided to post it here instead :P Enjoy :D

LOL, okay then...
Once upon a space without time lived a frog that was very vain and wished that he had hair like all of the beautiful humans did.
So he went out and did some shady dealings with some old witches who knew something of the matter with hair, and they gave him a potion to drink that would DEFINITELY give him hair. Well, when he got home he drank the potion and nothing happened. So he went to bed all sad and depressed realizing it was a scam and mourned the loss of valuable toadstools (which he traided for the potion)
When he awoke he discovered that he had grown hair!
He was soo excited that he jumped up and began to swim through the lake to find his friends to show off to,
but as soon as he jumped in the water his hair came off and began to float around in the water. The frog was horrified! Was his hair gone already? Did he ruin it by going in the water?
He picked up his hair and brought it back on land and plopped it on his head.
He looked at his reflection in the water and realized with a shock that the witches potion had given him hair, but the hair that it had given him was a wig!
He was sorely depressed and not at all satisfied with the idea of having a false wig, so he decided to do what any self respecting frog might have done: he went to visit the slizwhisher
The slizwhisher was the only creature on the planet that could make almost anything happen if you asked him, but he also charged steep prices that often revealed to the people that were bargaining with him that they did not really want what he had to offer them because it would not bring them the happiness or joy they had thought it would.
The frog was very aware of this and packed everything he owned, from his little froggymobile, to all the froggy outfits in his drawer.
He swam down to the bottom of his little home town lake swamp and, lifting up a hefty concealment at the bottom of the swamp, slipped down into the secret passageway leading out to the lowfrogway.(he would have used the highfrogway, but it doesn't access the home of the slizwhisher)
He went through tunnel after tunnel after tunnel.
Luckily for him he had packed the right supplies and used the tollfrogroads to get to his destination faster.
When he arrived at the slizwhisher's house he knocked on the door and against all doubt the slizwhisher answered the door!
The slizwhisher was a platypus with suppos-ed mystical abilities to help you get one thing you desired regardless of what it is (be it material or nonmaterial)
The slizwhisher spoke saying, "You are here for hair, yes, young frog?"
The frog replied saying "Yes I am. What.. what should I trade you for? I- I've got clothes! A car? Money! What do you want??"
The slizwhisher merely chuckled and said, "I desire none of your material possessions my dear."
The frog let out a huge sigh and then asked, "What do you want then?"
The slizwhisher replied saying, "Why I want to trade a trait for a trait.
You will have hair, but you will be bigger, wider, and well.. uglier than before. Would you be willing to give up your petite frog shape in order to gain hair?"
"Well... err... uhm..."
mumbled the frog.
"Would my children get the same... ugliness, and or would they get the hair?" the frog asked in a speculative voice.
"All of your seed will get your new form, but none of your seed will get any hair"
the slizwhisher said majestically with her voice echoing off the walls in harmony.
"Hmm.. okay then, I would be willing to do that deal. Yes, I agree! Let's shake on it"
the frog said excitedly.
Finally he was going to get some hair, what difference did it make if he was larger and wider? He would be beautiful and life would be wonderful!
Moments after shaking the slizwhisher's hand the frog began to shake and quake and rumble and groan.
He became all bloated, became all wide, he became... ugly!!
He then blacked out and heard the voice of the slizwhisher saying, "Remember darling, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!! Take good care of your new hair!!"
And with that the frog passed out.
...
The frog awoke back at his home with all his supplies where they were before he packed for the trip.
He remembered doing the deal, and getting the hair, and was eager to look in the water to see how he looked.
When he peeked into the water he was shocked and appalled to see what was staring back at him.
He was huge and ugly!!
His hair was beautiful, but he was no longer his handsome old self...
Yes! That's it! He was handsome before he had made the deal, what a horrible mistake he had made!!
The frog agonized over his mistake, and while doing so a foxy frog came over to him smiling and said,
"Oh baby, I love your size and would love to use your hair to make clothes in my shop! Would you be mine?"
The now bloated frog had never seen such a beautiful frog and said,
"My dear little miss,
I would love to for you to be mine and for me to be yours! Would you really love me?"
The foxy frog whispered,
"Why darling, you are unique and I'm already falling for you! My only request is that as a wedding present you let me shave your head for the rest of your life and use your hair in my clothes store"
With that the frog, though taken aback, agreed realizing that all he really ever wanted was love and that he now had love.
Two frogs lived a long and happy live giving off many offspring, which later were called 'Toads'.
This is the story of the bald frog and the wig, and how he overcame his vanity and found love. (and how he became a toad too lol, and how toads came into existence)

(Here is the 'random question'

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:)